51 Pack of Mixed Chocolate Scho-Ka-Kola! Free Shipping!

If you ever wanted to get jacked up on chocolate while screaming obscenities in foreign tongues, this is the stuff for you! Scho-Ka-Kola has been around since 1936 and was given to German soldiers as part of their rations for staying alert, particularly during large troop movements. With this purchase you get a nice mix of both original dark (red tin) and milk chocolate (blue tin) varieties. 8 pieces of this chocolate has the same caffeine content as an espresso shot. No, not that douchey hipster crap you normally get at Starsluts but the really good Italian stuff that is like caffeinated tar. 16 pieces of chocolate per tin, plenty to get jacked up on. Use wisely!