As a firearm enthusiast and connoisseur you've probably seen it all out on the range and in gun shops. Tactical Timmy out spreading the gospel of FUD like an aberrant sprinkler, Beardy McBeardface proclaiming that the ultimate carry gun is a Kimber 1911 or maybe even your local Voda Tactical douchebag look-alike giving his faulty opinion on the latest in home defense tactics. Whatever the case, it is all you can do to just hold back your sarcastic laughter to not get sucked into the vortex of ignorance.
Now you can commemorate all these moments with this four-pack of coasters. These are made of 1/8" aluminum plate, given a tumble and laser engraved with some key catchphrases from a friend of mine who works at a gun shop and has seen them all. They are:
"Two to the chest, face gets the rest"
"They all fall to hardball"
"If I can't do it with six..."
"The sound of a shotgun racking is enough to scare them off."
These coasters are scratched up from having a tumble in the tumbler to give them that shiny-yet-battleworn so you can tell your friends about what a tactical drinker you are.
Price includes shipping!